Judy Sheindlin Quotes

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.

I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide.

I'm a really bad liar.

Politicians are better liars than writers.

People always overdo the matter when they attempt deception.

I don't like being lied to.

If somebody is going to hand me a load of BS, I feel obliged to call attention to the steaming pile

I've become very conscious of how easy it is for people to lie.

Men lie all the time.

All I can say is anybody who's spent most of his life living a lie is not somebody I admire.

Lying is the rule, not the exception.

I don't use the word 'lying' easily.

I can't stand lying. I can't stand liars.

I wouldn't know how to fool a man any more. My deceiving days seem so long ago.

A lie cannot live.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

It takes good memory to keep up a lie.

I was a good liar as a child.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity.

Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible.