Fred Buzhatdt Quotes

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory.

[Richard Cheney is] an unabashed bender of the truth.

People who are lying are, understandably, more worried about being believed, so they work harder - too hard, as it were - at being believable.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide.

People for the most part can smell lies.

... the most notorious liar in the country.

In my lifetime I have never seen such a volume of deceiving and dissembling.

Liars ought to have good memories.

I don't use the word 'lying' easily.

As someone who specializes in deception, I'll tell you this much: When someone insistently implores, 'Believe me,' don't. Pleading 'believe me' or 'trust me' - insisting to people that you are telling the truth - is a tell-tale sign that you probably aren't.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child.

I was a good liar as a child.

A liar is always lavish of oaths.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

For me, the facts in anything are always secondary. You don't lie convincingly with the truth. You lie convincingly with being a good liar.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

I'm not proud of it, but I'm a great liar when I travel. I smile and lie, and things are smooth.