Robert Rinder Quotes

A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

People always overdo the matter when they attempt deception.

People lie, and they always are very very creative in finding new ways to lie.

… the most transparent liar I have ever met

In my lifetime I have never seen such a volume of deceiving and dissembling.

I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child.

I was a good liar as a child.

One of my weaknesses happens to be lying, and I could tell you that I'm never going to lie again in my life, but that would be a lie.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible.

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.

The priest is the personification of falsehood.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

Too many people looked to me in the eye and did not tell me the truth.

If you're lying, you're lying.

Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the.

People for the most part can smell lies.

O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive!

If somebody is going to hand me a load of BS, I feel obliged to call attention to the steaming pile

... a lying son of a bitch.

... the most notorious liar in the country.