Seth Meyers Quotes

People lie, and they always are very very creative in finding new ways to lie.

Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the.

A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies.

Lying does exist in crazy forms.

Falsehood is a perennial spring.

Too many people looked to me in the eye and did not tell me the truth.

If you're lying, you're lying.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

One to mislead the public, another to mislead the Cabinet, and the third to mislead itself.

It is 2017, and we are living in the golden age of lying.

Lying is the rule, not the exception.

Most people offer obvious telltale signs when they're lying.

I always felt like, when you're lying, you're kind of pretending to be something you're not.

A lie cannot live.

One of my weaknesses happens to be lying, and I could tell you that I'm never going to lie again in my life, but that would be a lie.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it.

Saying what you believe others want to hear is, of course, a form of lying.

If what is communicated is false, it can hardly be called communication.

People for the most part can smell lies.

Some people will lie to you because they mean to. Others will do it to tell you what you want to hear.

People always overdo the matter when they attempt deception.

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.