Barbara Palvin Quotes

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

You can't just be crass without being witty. Angry crass is horrible.

Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot.

When Jennie, mother of Winston Churchill invited playwright George Bernard Shaw to lunch, he telegraphed: "Certainly not. What have I done to provoke such an attack on my well-known habits?" She replied, "Know nothing of your habits; hope they are better than your manners."

Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.

I argue very well. Just ask any of my remaining friends.

Its a perfectly good face, Sparhawk." "It covers the front of my head. What else can you expect from a face?

Sometimes I'll say, "When Sandy Bullock and I were doing Speed - the movie, not the drug." Just in case someone's listening.

What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag.

Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me, sir. But unfortunately, I'm only a man.'