Chelsea Handler Quotes

I hate talking about myself, I find it such a boring topic. I'd much rather talk about other things.

I honestly don't see anything that extraordinary about my game.

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

I just don't believe the hype. I just don't take myself too seriously. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I'm not quite pompous enough to think of myself as an educator or a man capable of definitive refutation of falsehoods.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I'm not arrogant enough to look back on my career and criticize my choices. It's really not my place.

I don't see myself as a visionary at all.

Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.

Am I impressed by myself? Nah, not really.

I am not immersed in self-admiration.

Now, I'm not the kind of guy who likes to look in the mirror and say, 'Oh, you're the best.'

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

I don't see myself as a world-class player.

I definitely don't think of myself as being an influence.

I don't look at myself as one of the best pitchers in the world.

When I make mistakes, I just get on with it. I don't try to impress with that killer pass to make sure everybody notices me.

Well, I'm happier talking about other people than me.

The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.

The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.

I wouldn't describe myself as a master of anything.

True humility is intelligent self respect which keeps us from thinking too highly or too meanly of ourselves. It makes us modest by reminding us how far we have come short of what we can be.

I've never taken myself too seriously.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

I'm not great at talking about myself.