Bob Saget Quotes

Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

There was one civil custom used in (and in few but) the English nation, which this gentleman did endeavour to abolish in this country; and that was, the usage of drinking to one another. For although by drinking to one another, no more is meant than an act of courtesie, when one going to drink, does invite another to do so too, for the same ends with himself; nevertheless the governour considered the impertinency and insignifcancy of this usage, as to any of those ends that are usually pretended for it ; and that indeed it ordinarily served for no ends at all, but only to provoke persons unto, unseasonable and perhaps unreasonable drinking, and at last produce that abominable health-drinking.

I used to go to the saloons with the baseball players, and while they would drink highballs and gin fizzes and beer, I would take lemonade

Evidence...proves that prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

After the White House, what is there to do but drink?

Don't start drinking before the fifth song.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

Let's sink another drink, cause it will give me time to think.

What’s wrong with just talking? Isn’t that why bars were invented? So you could talk to somebody over a drink—as opposed to sitting at home alone getting sloshed?

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

Bill Pearson is definitely a man to talk to, especially in the afternoon when he's had a couple of drinks because he's got so many stories and anecdotes.

Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

You can be with other people, which is ideal, or you can be alone.

Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living.

I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.