Bob Lemon Quotes

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

I used to go to the saloons with the baseball players, and while they would drink highballs and gin fizzes and beer, I would take lemonade

Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.

An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just as good on nothing at all.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

I never had a drink at all till I was 38. I'm just not a drinker. I go days without drinking.

I do not consume alcohol. You won't find a single picture that shows me drinking.

Your mother and I do not approve of drinking. Have you not heard of the Eighteenth Amendment?” “Prohibition? I drink to its health whenever I can.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, a drunk, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.

I never drink... wine.

I do partake in a couple of drinks now and again, but I've never drank to feel alive.

I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

I'm tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order to please the cocktail crowd in church congregations.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

I find drinking really helps.

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

Bartending took the romanticism out of drinking.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.