Matt LeBlanc Quotes

If I just do it, it will take less time than telling someone what I'm thinking, and have them free associate, and then come back to me and I'll hate it and I'll have to redo it.

Most meetings are too long, too dull, too unproductive - and too much a part of corporate life to be abandoned.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

I hate not giving the people what they want.

A show is exhausting when it stinks. It's exhausting when you have to work overtime to make something work.

There are so many people working so hard and achieving so little.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

A real job is a job you hate.

In virtually every organization, regardless of mission and function, people are frustrated by problems that seem unsolvable.

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Admiral, you have wasted half an hour of my time.

[Describing the White House:] ... temple of inconvenience.

It must be horrible to do things that you don't like hoping to please other people, and they don't like it either, and you've got to eat it.

Maybe because I've worked in the BBC for so long I am completely allergic to meetings.

I hated being a lawyer.

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

Meetings that do not come off keep a character of their own. They stay as they were projected.

I really don't like conference calls to be honest. It's always something that bloody happens with a conference call - universally never works out.

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

I hate movies. They're so boring. So tedious.

What's the use? The people are too stupid. They do not understand.

The world of research has gone berserk. Too much paper work.