Bobby Heenan Quotes

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

I find it incredibly annoying going to every race to finish seventh, or even fifth.

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I hate not giving the people what they want.

People like to talk more than they like to act. They like to sit there and complain and vent. Somehow they think that changes things, when it doesn't.

There are so many people working so hard and achieving so little.

I don't very often think I've done a good job. I don't like the majority of what I do. I shouldn't say I don't like it, but I'm not satisfied with almost everything that I do.

I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.

There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

It's definitely hard when you're putting in the work and the guy who's starting isn't, especially if he's overhyped or you're not winning. I can't imagine how hard it would be to be that guy's backup.

Cynicism is full of naive disappointments.

Somebody's upset with every movie.

Sometimes what someone else does is really not what you expected them to do, which to be honest, sometimes doesn't work.

So you have to keep waiting and then they give you the script and it's terrible. Then you have to go to the rewrite and they're very upset because you didn't like it. I went through that for seven years.

I'm just deeply disappointed that once again we may have to settle for the lesser of two evils.

One of the things that often frustrates me with cookbooks is that there are one or two recipes that are really good and the rest of them are not so great.

I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed. Disappointed in the things that people do; disappointed in the things that people construct. I want things to be better all the time.

Some people will always be disappointed.

My biggest criticism is how can people be so easily satisfied? Even people with talent.

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.

To all who leaned upon Mr. Gladstone, who trusted him, and hoped for something from him—chips, nothing but chips—hard, dry, unnourishing, indigestible chips.

Nothing you could do would make me mad. You're a complete official failure.

I'm disappointed by bands left and right, every day.

I was very unhappy when I used to record and things wouldn't turn out the way I would want to, because I was being such a nice girl. I wouldn't complain when things were going wrong.