Lawrence Osborne Quotes

To become properly acquainted with a truth, we must first have disbelieved it, and disputed against it.

You might not believe me, but I really don't like conspiracy theories.

Miracle me no miracles.

The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.

Some, merely to contradict what I had said, did not scruple to cast doubt upon things they had seen with their own eyes again and again.

With all due respect, if you’re forty-three, then I’m a fetus.

Reality the iconoclast once more. Heaven will solve our problems, but not, I think, by showing us subtle reconciliations between all our apparently contradictory notions. The notions will all be knocked from under our feet. We shall see that there never was any problem.

Do not, however, mistake me. It is not to my good friend's heresy that I impute his honesty. On the contrary, 'tis his honesty that brought upon him the character of a heretic.

I still don’t believe it. It’s not in him. Yeah, and you are delusional. Babe, news flash, with the exception of you and the pirate, we’re all animals here. And we all have a killer’s instinct.

Atheism is an exercise in intellectual contempt.

I find that hard to believe. Nothing comes free in this world. Ever. (Sin) Then get up and get dressed. There’s the door. I’m sure you know how to use it. It’s a really simple process. You put one foot in front of the other, turn the knob, and keep going. (Kat)

Even if I believed there was a real Jesus, I wouldn't fall for that line of hogwash. The "Virgin" Mary should get a posthumous medal for telling the biggest goddamn lie that was ever told. Anybody who believes that will believe that the moon is made out of green cheese.

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

I still doubt it will work." "You'd doubt the sun's rising if you weren't proven wrong each day," Raoden said with a smile.

I'm a cynical idealist.

A certain portion of mankind do not believe at all in the existence of the gods.

One fool will deny more truth in half an hour than a wise man can prove in seven years.

Do you know...what I think is a great pity? It is this: that we have all become such skeptics that we hardly believe what our pious grandmothers told us.

I don't believe in faeries!

It's very easy to be cynical about any kind of interference in things that are beyond our skill set.

I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist.

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.

If people don't want to believe in Robbie Fowler, it's because they don't want to

Faith ... that faculty which enables us to believe things which we know to be untrue.

What's the good of not believing? Today it's your wife you don't believe; tomorrow it's God Himself you won't take stock in.