Jason Schwartzman Quotes

I'm not very good at dating.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm very shy in real life; I can't really hit on girls.

I am a rubbish flirt.

I think it is not easy to impress a girl, especially with the looks that I have. It is quite tough.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

If you don't flirt, you're probably dead inside.

It's not like I've wanted to go out and look for someone. I'm not really good at that.

I'm making a movie about relationships, and I'm surrounded by guys scared of talking to girls.

I feel like in an interview situation, it's a kind of intimacy that I can understand and handle - versus in real life, when I'm much more of a bumbler and have a hard time.

I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.

I wouldn't say I handle attention well. I'd say I stumble over pick-up lines poorly. I'm not good at any of that.

To burn a CDR of music you like to give as a gift to someone you wish to become closer to is a cold, moist-palmed, mouth-breathing bummer.

I've been told I'm really bad at flirting.

I'm not very cool. I have a really hard time meeting people and stuff.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl - like when I was 12 - there was a lot of sharing, and a lot of talking, and a lot of asking how I am. They thought we were dating, and I was sort of hoping to meet their brothers.

At 14 I discovered girls. At that time dancing was the only way you could put your arm around the girl. Dancing was courtship.

I love going on dates and talking.

I'm not good at meeting people, and I'm not good at small talk.

Now, we are still learning how to approach girls, you know, learning what to say, etc., because the practice we've had was with our other girl, the cello. If you noticed, it has the shape of a female.

I'm weird. I'm not too focused on the physicality of a man. They just have to become my best friend, and then I start to get attracted to them. I've never been in a bar and just hit on a guy and started kissing him; I've never done that in my life.

The brain was not built to walk into a bar, where you know nobody, and start a conversation. That's not the way humanity has courted.

I enjoy dating. I love first dates. I think they're incredibly fascinating studies in human psychology. When you sit down across from someone on a first date and things are going alright, you talk objectives. We want to win each other over, so how do you win someone over? You have to put the best foot forward.

I'm much happier talking with people than I am flirting with them.