Chuck Lorre Quotes

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

I'm not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don't have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.

I'm making a movie about relationships, and I'm surrounded by guys scared of talking to girls.

I feel like in an interview situation, it's a kind of intimacy that I can understand and handle - versus in real life, when I'm much more of a bumbler and have a hard time.

When it comes to meeting and attracting women, many men are resigned and complacent. We figure some guys were born with that particular power and other guys weren't. I wasn't.

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar.

Man, I wish I was a better pickup guy. I've always been the guy in a relationship.

I'm not very good at dating.

You can't be afraid of rejection. That was one of my problems when I was approaching girls: I was always afraid of what they were going to say to me.

I've been told I'm really bad at flirting.

You can't get girls if you can't speak to them.

I'm very bad at talking to boys. I'm not that great at it.

I'm very shy in real life; I can't really hit on girls.

I am a rubbish flirt.

I don't get as much female attention as you'd think, because I never go out.

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me. I'm not really sure why, but it's very rare that a guy will ever come up to me and be like, 'I'm going to lay down my game right now, and you're going to like it.'

I think it is not easy to impress a girl, especially with the looks that I have. It is quite tough.

A simple compliment goes a really long way - for a guy to just come over and say, 'You have great hair' or 'I really like your dress,' and then just smile and walk away. That's a great move, because he's sort of putting himself out there by doing that, but it won't lead to any embarrassment if the girl isn't interested.

I'm not that smooth.

I don't actually like dates. I get awkward as I never know what to do.

Now, we are still learning how to approach girls, you know, learning what to say, etc., because the practice we've had was with our other girl, the cello. If you noticed, it has the shape of a female.