Peter Eisenman Quotes

I'm awful with directions, and I'm not very handy around the house.

I tried it, but frankly, I don't know how to twerk.

I'm really not handy. I'm not good at things like changing a light bulb. If something is broken, the chances of me being able to fix it are slim to none.

I am a mechanical techie. I can build things with my hands.

I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet.

My mum brought me to my first job when I was 12. I started electrical work at her plant. She was an engineer, a technical expert, at one of the plants in the south, and in the summer she brought me in and I learnt how industrial things work: casting, electricity, maintenance, everything.

They simply don't know that much about what they're doing. There isn't enough control. There isn't enough capability in ordinary people to tinker with such a complicated piece of machinery.

I fix things now and then, more often tweak HTML and make scripts to do things.

I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.

At the restaurant, we strive to create an excellent experience for our guests, and in the kitchen, we could not do this without having access to the best ingredients, equipment and tools, including Victorinox Cutlery.

You can't fix stupid.

I asked for more information because I am unable to unscrew the inscrutable.

Jerry's the only man I ever knew who's so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I feel like a repair man behind a dyke. No sooner do I plug one leak, than another springs.

I don't want to have to do production, which is very technical. I don't enjoy that.

We run the programs, and we support them through all of our folks, but usually the hardware is somewhere else.

Clumsiness attempts to fix simplicity straight in the eye. It is not a mark of incompetence but of reticence.

Give me a user manual, and I'm happy for hours.

When you come to a hotel where everything is brand new, it's logical that not everything works.

I don't know what I did to my main bass. I've poured makeup into it, I've bashed it around - and we've gone in the back and cleaned it up... It sounds amazing and one of a kind at this point, but it picks up a really decent radio signal if you're anywhere near an antenna.

We have a lot of systems here on board the space station, and we can't call a repair man when one of them breaks.

When you're limited on parts and you have reliability issues, you don't get the testing done. You need to really develop the car.

I ain't got no rhythm.

The only reason we had an oven at home was because it came attached to the cooker. Mum would keep her frying pans in there and anything else that would fit. Storage was its only use.

I learned to not be afraid to fix things that break.