Tyne Daly Quotes

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

If you want someone who's big-boned and you like that, ain't nothing wrong with having a little extra meat on there. If you like them thin-boned, then that's okay, too.

I was never a rail-thin person.

I was rather a fat little boy.

I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.

I was a little bit chubby when I was a kid.

I weighed 25 stone, and I didn't stand nine feet tall, so the weight didn't sit well on me. As big as a house? No. I was as big as an estate.

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'd like to be curvier.

I can never marry an obese guy.

I'm secretly like 800 pounds and 90 years old.

I've got a stomach now as well as a behind. And I mean - well, you can't pull it in both ways, can you? ... I've made it a rule to pull in my stomach and let my behind look after itself.

I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.

I'm 5'9" and have the body of an English person that doesn't know how to diet.

I am often thanked by people for inventing the term traditionally built. The people who give me thanks for this are often traditionally built themselves.

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know.

If we're talking about being skinny or losing weight, I don't have that problem; it's genetics.

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine.

A bit of a stomach give a chap a position in society.