Unusual Proportions Quotes

So many of my characters have really crazy physicalities, so it's really fun to be able to say, like, 'I'm an elf who's the size of a dollar bill!'

I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

I was a very large baby. A big Oompa-Loompa.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

Bray Wyatt is like seven feet tall and seven feet wide.

I have a strange nose: it's big and weird.

I don't have a waist: I'm a breadbox on top of legs.

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

I don't understand longer shorts. I don't think they look good on anyone.

I don't know about the hair. I've had it since I was a kid, and when I look at myself in the mirror, it looks quite normal. But then when I look at myself in a photo, I realise that my hair is basically bigger than my head! There's quite a lot of interest in my hair, which is strange, as for me, it's normal!

My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck.