Terry Pratchett Quotes

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

I'm a terrible punster. And I love to rhyme. I just can't help myself.

I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

I think the humor of double puns is incredible.

I live and die by puns.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in which I move.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.