Ben Sasse Quotes

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

In school, I was a genius of the year preceding the year I was in, every year.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I'm not too unintelligent.

I have a good mind but I don't like to bore anyone with it.

As I've said before, and I still hold to, I truly am the most boring person alive. And if there was a great investigation to be found at the end of the resume, it would be, the most boring person alive.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

Me, sexy? I'm just plain ol' beans and rice.

I told my staff that I'm so boring that I didn't even know I was boring.

I'm not a wild and crazy person.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

Trust me: if I had something interesting to say about myself, I would.

I was good at two things, athletics and lying.

I'm really considering all the schools. It's not fair for me to only look at certain... programs just because they had players that are at my stature.

I have never struggled, and I have never done anything.

I never thought I was funny.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

I'm still younger than Jagger... Most people are.

I never made 'Who's Who,' but I'm featured in 'What's That?'

I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.