Caroline Rhea Quotes

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it, I stare at them open-mouthed, not knowing what they're talking about.

I have always been a little bit forgetful.

I've forgotten who I had lunch with earlier, and even more important, where.

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.

I'm terrifically absentminded.

My father could never remember anybody's name.

I'm quite forgetful.

I knew there was something I had to do yesterday. I couldn't remember what it is. I can't figure it out. I know it's a holiday. I know I don't have a meeting. It's very confusing.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

My great frustration is that, more and more, my memories come and go, and friends all my life are not recognized. Many of the things I say and do, I can no longer remember even right afterwards.

I don't know what I have said. I have answered so many questions and I am so confused I don't know one thing from another. I am telling you just as nearly as I know.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I'd wake up in the morning and I would think, 'Where am I?' I'd have to gather myself.

I have no memory for what happens in what books. I don't know when I might remember a scene, but beats me what book it's in because there are 14 of them now.

You suddenly find yourself somewhere and you wonder, how did I get in this room? That happens to me all the time, every day!

I'm terribly forgetful. I've lost laptops, cell-phones.

But I'll tell you what I'm really bad at: I don't concentrate on what I'm doing, so I constantly lose things. I put my purse in the fridge - I'm one of those people.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

I've always been forgetful.

I'm just one of those people who can always tell the same story twice, forgetting that I've told it already.

Whether it's my age or my misspent youth, sometimes I forget whether I've worked with somebody or not.

I'm not great with my phone. I can put it somewhere and forget about it for a few hours.

I have a memory problem. My family and friends call me Lady Ghajini.