James Jannard Quotes

Never leave a pen around me - it will be gone.

I'm kind of scatterbrain and all over the place at times.

I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm... absent-minded.

I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours.

Sometimes I'm kind of spacey. I'm like Ferdinand the bull, sniffing the daisy, not aware of time, of what's going on in the real world.

It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it, I stare at them open-mouthed, not knowing what they're talking about.

His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. And just when you think he’s not paying any attention to what you’re saying or doing, he comes up with exactly the right answer or solution.”", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death"“People""who expect perfection in a mate miss a lot of fun—and sweetness.", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death]

I'm one of those people that you have to keep your eye on or I'll wander off into the woods and forget to come back.

I lose things all the time. I once left my mother's ashes at a bus stop!

I'm terribly forgetful. I've lost laptops, cell-phones.

But I'll tell you what I'm really bad at: I don't concentrate on what I'm doing, so I constantly lose things. I put my purse in the fridge - I'm one of those people.

I lose things. I am preoccupied. I am misty. Eyeglasses? I go through eyeglasses like tissue.

Forgetting stuff is just human, especially when other things are on our minds.

I'm quite forgetful.

I have always been a little bit forgetful.

I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

I would make a genuinely terrible guide. I can't remember things. I would get half way through telling a story or explaining something and I would get distracted. Oh, and I have absolutely no sense of direction at all.

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

I'm a real dumb-dumb in real life. I'm just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I'll forget things every time I leave the house.

I have a terrible memory.

Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.

I feel I was always daydreaming, and I was always distracted.

I don't know where my phone is half the time.

I'm the type of guy to put the water on the stove and then walk away and 10 seconds later be like, 'Come on, boil'!

I've always been forgetful.