Groucho Marx Quotes

How long halt ye between two opinions?

I can give you a definite perhaps.

Life itself is controversy.

At the moment, I'm certainly not thinking 'never again', but neither am I thinking 'I can't wait to play that part again'. I'm somewhere in between.

Olivia: You didn't even know I was there! Harry: Excuse me, yes I did.

I do have an impulse to sort of leverage what I say against something I disagree with.

Goodwin scowled at her cup. "With all due respect, my lord, I hate it when you make sense.

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

I object to every single thing you just said.

Men ... are not agreed about any one thing, not even that heaven is over our heads.

So I have talked with Betsey and Betsey has talked with me, And we have agreed together that we can't never agree

What we agree with leaves us inactive, but contradiction makes us productive.

Tell me again how much you agree with me.

I understand that people have a critical mind towards my position. And receive a lot of confusion too.

For the span of my memory, this has been a city of opposing wills.

There are bound to be deniers. Whenever you set up a thesis there's bound to be somebody who comes the opposite way …like Holocaust deniers.

I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings.

Being at a loss to resolve these questions, I am resolved to leave them without any resolution.

The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying; the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving.

No, we did not do this, and we are not with you.

Or. I hate that word. It’s two letters long and stuffed to the gills with reasonable doubt.

You can't take contradiction away. Part of the fun of it is that the contradiction never really quite goes away.

No man is able to make progress when he is wavering between opposite things.

A contrarian at heart, I am often guided by what I disagree with and don't want.

Make up your mind, Snail! You are half inside your house, And halfway out!