George Lopez Quotes

Many who take up burdens come to resent being put upon.

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees.

It sometimes feels like I'm not doing anything.

What do you expect me to do about it?

A loafer always has the correct time.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

I could be a housewife... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

I'm not very happy idle.

If I cannot attend to my duties, I am simply going to give up this job.

It is dreadful to be condemned to inactivity in this war which I prepared and initiated.

I'm not going to be their spear catcher for the rest of this year.

There is nothing worse than not being involved. You are sitting there thinking, 'What exactly am I? A footballer who is not playing football?' You feel a bit worthless sitting in the stands, watching all the time.

You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I am loaded down to the guards with educational, benevolent, and other miscellaneous public work, I must not attempt to do more. I cannot without neglecting imperative duties.

Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

I'm great at washing dishes and I'm great at cleaning the house and all that kind of stuff. I don't like doing it, but I'm.

You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.