Demetri Martin Quotes

All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

There's nothing wrong with procrastination. Or is there? I'll leave it to you to decide, but only if you have the time.

The most pernicious aspect of procrastination is that it can become a habit. We don't just put off our lives today; we put them off till our deathbed.

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

Nothing so perilous as procrastination

I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.

One of the things I'm really good at is procrastinating.

I'm a terrible procrastinator.

I'm so good at procrastinating.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

I'm a procrastinator. That's a pretty bad habit.

I always need huge amounts of time to do anything.

I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.

The best way to fill time is to waste it.

I was a good student, but I was the biggest procrastinator.

I've always been a procrastinator.

I can procrastinate a little bit.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.