Jim Carrey Quotes

I don't think you need to go looking for the enemy. He's going to look for you.

Our adversaries no long fear us, and our enemies are plotting against us.

You got a problem with me, pull up.

Count me not your friend but the enemy of your enemies.

You do know I am my father’s son, right? People don’t talk to me that way and live. (Syn) Oh, like I fear you. Never. Besides, a fight might dislodge whatever has crawled up your sphincter and bring back the much nicer version of you. (Shahara)

Doors are for those who lack enemies.

This was something you had to work through on you own," Jason said. "Besides, I knew you'd do the right thing." "Oh, right," I said. I wanted to throw something at him. I really did. "And if I hadn't?" Now Jason brandished something he'd been holding behind his back. It was a golf club. "I figured Big Bertha here would drive them away," he said.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

There can be no peace with someone who wants to kill you.

A close friend can become a close enemy.

You tell that imperial bastard in Mississippi to keep out of Louisiana. Tell that son of a bitch that I am not just using an expression; I am referring to the circumstances of his birth.

If somebody comes to me looking for a fight, they might get one.

Anytime anyone of my friends in my camp, if we argue, we gonna fight for real.

At any given moment, if I see my bully, the guy who's trying to conquer me, we're going to find out. And if we could fight every time we came across each other, we would.

No, I wouldn't let Trump on my stage... I'd just rather fight him in the car park.

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

I say to our enemies: We are coming. God may have mercy on you, but we won't

I don't go out there to love my enemy. I go out there to squash him.

When Chong made to sit down next to her, Lilah drew her knife and stabbed the point into the earth between them. "I can see that you need some quiet time," he said and scuttled quickly away.

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

Bad Cyclops Lady!" he bellowed. "General Tyson says GO AWAY!

Stop playing verbal games with me, madam, or I shall go out into that ballroom, find your mother, and bring her here

An enemy might at any time become a friend, but while an enemy was an enemy he should be trodden on and persecuted.

He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.

They ought to be gentle to their friends and dangerous to their enemies.