Tina Fey Quotes

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

In my family, they were all big boozers.

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

If you are to be employed by the BBC, you must promise not to get drunk…. You look as if you will be washed out of poetry by whisky.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

I acquired that drinker's face before I drank. Drink only confirmed it. The space for it existed in me.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Alcoholism is the disease of more.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's girlfriends died from drinking. They weren't big pill-takers; they were drinkers. So it can't be so simple as to slide away, like Marilyn Monroe.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I knew at quite a young age that I had an issue with drinking.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

The white traders keep these poor Indians continually under the force of liquor. They entirely estrange the affections of the Indians from the English.