Kid Rock Quotes

I love being married. I've been married three times.

Weddings happen once. That's the point. They're a bluster of confetti and hope all wrapped up in sticky wedding cake and four-year-old girls in big dresses with massive bows.

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

It's not so hard to be married, I've done it three or four times.

Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we're classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married?

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

I've had three wives. I've had five weddings.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

Take my wife... Please!

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I am happy. I have a wonderful marriage. I was in a not-great second marriage for 20 years, then I fell in love with Steve, my first husband, again, and we remarried. I wore the dress from our first wedding in 1982 - it was tight, but I could get into it.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I've had five weddings but if I'm really honest and if I count significant de factos... I've had nine husbands... which sounds appalling but when you consider I started at 18 and I'm 65 it's not so bad.

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

I am definitely a beach person. In fact, I am so much a beach person that my wife is allergic to beaches now.