Stephen Sondheim Quotes

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I love being married. I've been married three times.

Only someone who believes in marriage would be married five times.

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.

I think my wife married me for my guacamole.

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

I don't want to marry again. I did that.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I don't regret either of my marriages - not for a minute.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

Family, to me, is most important, and I can't wait to have one of my own, but I am not going to rush into it. I don't want to get a divorce. I want to take my time, do it once and get it right.

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

I'm not going to marry a third time. It is just not necessary.

I only intended to be married one time. But marriages are made; they don't just happen. It takes two.

I've had five weddings but if I'm really honest and if I count significant de factos... I've had nine husbands... which sounds appalling but when you consider I started at 18 and I'm 65 it's not so bad.

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

I'm not very kind about marriage. I will never get married again.

Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.

I have no time to think about a second marriage at all.