Matthew Hayden Quotes

I am not a cop. Really. I've just been playing one on television so long that people get a little confused sometimes.

I know one thing - Neymar is a star.

When you talk about Beckham, he's a massive world icon.

I used to watch David Beckham on YouTube for ages when I was younger.

Wait a minute man, who do you think I am? He answered, Mr. Springsteen.

I'm spinning records and I look across the restaurant and I see somebody who looks Asian. And I'm like, "Yo, that looks like Yoko Ono." I'm like, oh, I can just meet - that's going to be great. Then I look carefully and I'm like, "That's not Yoko Ono, that's Bruno Mars." And it was Bruno Mars. That just happened recently. I was bugging out. Because that was totally not Yoko Ono at all.

I would love to have a race against Usain Bolt one day! It would certainly be a good challenge for me.

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I was living in the house with a beautiful Mexican family for three months before I realized they weren't my cousins visiting from out of town. They were so nice. They called me "Quien es, quien es," which I thought was a beautiful name.

I think we have to keep putting women's sports in the limelight. I thought the Women's World Cup did a wonderful job of showing the quality of women's soccer. But we also need coverage and marketing and press and getting these female athletes to become household names.

A moment later, Liam's bright blue eyes opened, and he was seeing me. He just wasn't seeing Ruby.

There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.

Demon?” Gwen gasped out. Her back jerked ramrod-straight, and her face leeched of color. “Did you just say demon?” Oh, uh…did I say that?” Strider once again glanced around the plane helplessly. “No, no. I think I said seaman.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

I want to be one of the greatest athletes ever to live, not only in track and field, but in all of general sport.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Coaches who scrimmage all the time don't know what to practice.

I will never forget my first game for England at the World Cup, It was against Turkey... no I mean Tunisia.

Now, you'll have to answer my questions." "Oh, very well," Set said. "I like Brazil for the World Cup. I'd advise investing in platinum and small-cap funds. And your lucky numbers this week are 2, 13--" "Not those questions!" Menshikov snapped.

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

To me Paul is a role model. He is the best midfielder I've seen in the last 15 or 20 years.

They had Jan Venegoor of...whatever you call him.