That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record
I'm not the next Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps.
I want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. And I don't have the patience to grow the longest fingernails in the world. Why not be the fastest woman on four wheels? It makes complete sense.
I have done 33 films in one year, for which I hold a Guinness Book World record. Plus I've done songs for all languages from Hindi to Malayalam, Punjabi to Telugu, and Kannada to Oriya.
Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.
Bolt put the Mobot on the map, to be honest with you! He's just an amazing guy.
Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best for Ingrid Kristiansen.
I don't want to be Usain Bolt.
The world record is like you we went to the theater to see this movie, and it was really good, and it had an unexpected ending, and you left the theater saying, 'Wow, that was such a great movie.'
I idolised former sprint and hurdling champion Colin Jackson.
I'm the first Simone Biles.
Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.
I wouldn't know who Michael Johnson was if he didn't run fast times.
How does Usain Bolt know you? You're just my soccer coach.
I thought I'd never get to see that. Florence Griffith Joyner -- every time she ran, I ran.
I wanted to be the Dutch Bruce Jenner - that was my goal. He was my hero.
People could see in me who I am now, an Olympic champ, the best in the world.
The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.
Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the land; I'm the fastest man in mixed martial arts.
I'm the world 'Guinness Book of Records' holder of 1,749 hugs in one hour. My arms fell off.
Rivalries don't necessarily mean races being close at major championships. I had a rivalry with Butch Reynolds for many years. I won all the races, but Butch was the world record holder before I came into the sport, he was extremely talented and he was the only other man running 43 seconds.
I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.
I would love to have a race against Usain Bolt one day! It would certainly be a good challenge for me.
And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
I think I've seen the fastest miler ever. His name is Morceli.
