George Carlin Quotes

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

Wiles and deceit are female qualities.

But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.

Many men I come across see women in an antagonistic way, and it's always the basis for a bad relationship. What I mean by that is men who come with pre-conceived notions that women are trying to tie them down, or hold them back, or that women are shallow, or that women are only attracted to money, or whatever it is.

The Germans are like women, you can scarcely ever fathom their depths - they haven't any.

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

Apparently, the most difficult feat for a Cambridge male is to accept a woman not merely as feeling, not merely as thinking, but as managing a complex, vital interweaving of both.

When women are angry at men, they call them heartless. When men are angry at women, they call them crazy. Sometimes it doesn't stop there.

I was called a misogynist because I was reducing women to mothers. 'Reducing women to mothers' - now there is possibly the most anti-women statement I've heard.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

When women criticized men, I called it 'insight'... When men criticized women, I called it 'sexism' and 'backlash.'

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

It's hard for me to believe that a shy, bespectacled college graduate like Brad Meltzer who's a novelist and a father is a really setting out to be weirdly misogynistic.

I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout.

It's easy for women to say they don't understand and ask a man for help. As the saying goes, boys play with toys, and girls play with boys.

If you're a man and you ask questions, you're a genius; if you're a woman, you're difficult.

If a man belittles a woman, it could become a lawsuit. If women belittle men, it's a Hallmark card.

Men are very tough, very critical of me. I think they expect you to basically just be a picture. They don't want to hear you speak.

I even felt like I liked guys better than women - that men were relevant and women weren't. It took me a while to realize I'd been socialized to have a slighting view of my own gender.

Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority.

No matter what a woman's appearance may be, it will be used to undermine what she is saying and taken to individualize - as her personal problem - observations she makes about the beauty myth in society.