Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
In my planet, fashion, I'm the only straight man.
there are two types of the male species of Homo sapiens: men, and Italian men.
Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a living.
I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.
Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.
I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
Sometimes people tell me I'm a good guy. Thank God, I'd probably be a terrible woman
Lesbian humor is nothing like gay men's humor. We're sillier.
Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women.
Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
My role is almost a sight-gag. I have to be a woman to sing the lyrics "I am a man" to have it be a joke. I start the lyric in a male-register and a whole coloratura up into a soprano. And other points in the show... like the guy who likes to be treated like a baby and wear a diaper!
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.
Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding.
Note to all men: If you're going to make mention of something that a woman did, like wear cowboy boots, make sure you've got the right woman!
I love the cat-lady jokes.
I think there's still a feeling within society, entertainment aside, that women are less funny than men.
I just think women are funnier than men.
Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
