Male Foolishness Quotes

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than hints that all men are fools; and every wise man knows himself to be one.

There's nothing like mixing with women to bring out all the foolishness in a man of sense.

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from the imbecilities of their husbands.

My! ain't men blinder'n moles?

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.