John Agar Quotes

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

This government can't afford two drunkards. You've got to stop.

We knew the old liar drank a lot, but now we know just how much: 'He begins the morning with a sherry, then has a bottle of Burgundy with lunch. He often has a glass of port after lunch, but always one after dinner. There is whiskey in the afternoon and Champagne with dinner. Then some more port, and a glass of Cognac. As the night goes on, a whiskey and soda...'

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe, and must be called drinking, being so thirsty and hell-like that no guzzling of wine and beer, however large, will cool it off, and I fear that such will ever remain Germany's plague, until the day of judgment.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

There is mounting concern worldwide over the consumption of alcohol. The U.S. government estimates that 10.6 million adults are alcoholics and that one family in four is troubled by alcohol. It is a factor in half of all the nation's traffic deaths.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn't dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren't thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid when he has 300 hangovers a year.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by.

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

I can hardly bring myself to caution you against drinking, because I am persuaded that I am writing to a rational creature, a gentleman, and not to a swine. However, that you may not be insensibly drawn into that beastly custom of even sober drinking and sipping, as the sots call it, I advise you to be of no club whatsoever.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to mention our crockery and our woolens!

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.