Benjamin Franklin Quotes

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

After the campaign we shall place a list of those who have not paid in the hands of the head of the department you are in.

The country will be on a straight whisky basis, and in these days of unrest, it is dangerous to have steady beer drinkers switch to whisky.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Wine ever paies for his loding.

Payday came and with it beer

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

I'm going to keep drinking on stage. I have a pretty healthy relationship with alcohol. I know how far to go and when to stop.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

He that will be surety, shall pay.

I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.