Fred Allen Quotes

Well I love to fight.

I like fighting. I get into rows all the time.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common

Are you conceding?' he says, his mouth falling open with mock surprise. 'Seems like that serum did you some good after all...' I shove him as hard as I can. 'Take that back. Take it back now.' 'Okay, okay!' He puts up his hands. 'It's just... I'm not very nice either, you know. That's why I like you so- ' 'Out!' I shout, pointing at the door.

Molly slapped the lid back down then pushed past Luce into the foyer stumbling over Shelby in her path. �Excuse you � they said gruffly at the same time eyeing each other suspiciously. �Oh good. � Gabbe leaned in to give Luce a hug. �Molly'�s made a friend.�

Well, if you’re through taunting poor Mike, are you ready to go? (Nick) You give me any lip, little boy, and there won’t be enough left of you to run through a sieve. (Zarek)

A hint of a frown touched his mouth. “I told you that wasn’t about feeding.” “No, it was about you making your point.” I skewered a bite and chewed. “Next time, maybe use something other than my jugular as your Exhibit A?

Tira: Whatever you're thinkin' you're wrong. I only like him like a brother. You ain't got nothin' to worry about. . . . Say listen you. A better dame than you once called me a liar and they had to sew her up in twelve different places. You're lucky I'm a little more refined than I used to be. And if you was as much a lady as I am, you'd get out of here before I get real sore. Alicia: You haven't a streak of decency in you. Tira: I don't show my good points to strangers. I'll trouble you to scram.

The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?

Some men, at the approach of a dispute, neigh like horses.

If he wants to fight, we can fight. I don't have any problem with him, but we can do it if he wants to.

If they didn't have ten fights a night, it was a bad night.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

There is nothing I love as much as a good fight.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Though I was not a belligerent kid, I do not think I ever passed up a good opportunity to fight.

I'm attracted to fights.

Yes, but I am afraid he well get us into some quarrel.

You said something I didn't say. Now shove it.

I have come here to fight with you.

Whenever we meet opposition, we do not look to see if it is just, but how we can get out of it, rightly or wrongly. Instead of welcoming arms we stretch out our claws.

I think they have not learned over the years that the more you talk, the more I will want to beat you.

Everyone wants to fight me. It's a long list.