Megan Fox Quotes

However pragmatic you are, it is very demanding being a new parent.

I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless.

With a new baby, you have a bad day now and again because you're particularly tired, but most of the time, you're fine. You spend a lot of your time trying to figure out how you can get more sleep, but really, you're better off just giving up and admitting that you're not going to, so forget about it.

If I manage to get seven hours' sleep, I'm a pretty good parent.

I remember there being a period of time when I had a baby, and I was so sleep-deprived that I'd get into having no filter, and that was not good.

Everyone told me to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she sleeps during the daytime, and that's when I have to get stuff done! I've been a zombie.

When you're nursing and you're working 18-hour days, that's pretty hard.

Being a mother is quite tiring. There's not much time to do anything. You just rush around and it's hard work.

It's not difficult to take care of a child; it's difficult to do anything else while taking care of a child. Trying to clean up the kitchen after you've had a baby is a nightmare because you have to wait for the baby to be asleep, you're exhausted, and you really don't want to clean up the kitchen now.

Sadly, I haven't had a brain cell since I had children.

No one tells you that your life is effectively over when you have a child: that you're never going to draw another complacent breath again... or that whatever level of hypochondria and rage you'd learned to repress and live with is going to seem like the good old days.

All of a sudden, you have this newborn you have no training for. It's frightening.

I feel for all the parents whose babies just keep waking up for years. My heart and back go out to you guys! You are my heroes, and I am not fit to walk in your shoes!

The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt.

You've got your hands full if you have three children under 2 years old.

I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning.

I jokingly say that the enemies are children, you know. I always say, if you have young kids, your whole goal from the moment they wake up is to make them tired. It's exhausting. Anybody who's got kids knows what I'm talking about.

Having an infant is stressful, and I know I won't get a lot of sleep initially, but it will be worth it.

A baby is such a huge change for everyone, so acknowledge that. It's hard, and you don't have to be great at everything right away.

In real life, being a new mom, I would like to be able to sleep. I'd like to snap my fingers and be asleep because I'm a little sleep-deprived, at the moment.

My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year.

I have children, and they demand my full and complete attention. They get that when I'm at home, even during the night, but it is really hard, and I do wonder how a lot of women do it without bawling their eyes out every day.

When I was nursing my son, you're up all the time during the first year, and you're sort of brain dead. So I'd find myself watching Turner Classic Movies at odd hours.

I think every family has that moment when the parents realize they need help and think, Oh my gosh. We cannot do this all alone. Every woman has that panic at some point in motherhood when you feel completely overwhelmed and constantly tired.

Having a newborn you have to teach yourself what patience is or you'll go crazy.