Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much.

Shakespeare is, after all, Britain's greatest poet and dramatist.

I keep saying, Shakespeare, Shakespeare, you are as obscure as life is.

Shakespeare is the Joss Whedon of his generation.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

Shakespeare was completely fictionalising the people who were then the great celebrities of English.

The nearest figure to myself would be Shakespeare.

I always consider Shakespeare like a huge room. I mean, you open the door, and you can go anywhere.

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

Anger is the most impotent of passions. It effects nothing it goes about, and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Shakespeare was a dramatist of note who lived by writing things to quote.

I especially don't want men coming up to me and asking if sexism still exists. It's like, I'm seriously gonna barf a McDonald's salad on the next person to do that.

A remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

Most people, even among those who know Shakespeare well and come into real contact with his mind, are inclined to isolate and exaggerate some one aspect of the tragic fact.

I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched.

I did 'Love's Labour's Lost' in the theater and found it to be riotously funny.

Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.

I swear, if anyone near me even so much as whispers the sentence 'Women probably don't want to direct,' my fist will fly as a reflex action.

I sometimes lose my calm for a moment, but only when I notice that an opponent is deliberately trying to injure me.

Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

I don't think I'm like Shakespeare.

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.