Bill Engvall Quotes

Humor is a blessing to me. My earliest recollections are of looking at something and seeing the lighter side. But it's always spontaneous. I couldn't write a comedy skit for someone else.

I just try to keep it fresh without sacrificing funny.

Comedy is really exciting to me.

I have the curse of thinking funny!

Most of my artwork is geared towards being humorous in some light.

My job is to take what I think is funny and to make other people think it's funny, too.

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

I like to play music, and I like to be funny, so I just do both at the same time.

I can make anything in the room funny in a few seconds.

I like jokes, but Ray and I, we never did jokes. We weren't in that line of humor. We each contributed our own kind of observations. I'm glad to have people look at and laugh at and respect and get some creative juice out of what we did by observing.

I think one of the perks of getting to do comedy is the ability to hang out with the funniest people in the world.

I crack myself up. Even I don't know what I'm going to say next.

Let's just let funny people be funny.

Comedy is deep and wild and I am excited about the mysteries within.

The thing about Black Eyed Peas is we're very humorous. All we do is laugh all day.

Sometimes the stuff I come up with is so silly I feel like I need to apologize at the end of every one of them.

What I do with impressions, I try not to be mean-spirited. To me, it's just about being silly.

I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it was odd or funny, Even in the sad or angry stuff, I was, 'Well, but where is the funny part of this?'

I'm dying for people to let me be funny!

Any band that doesn't have a sense of humor has a little bit of a problem.

My mother and my father are both very funny people, and they're both artistic in their own right. Oftentimes, we get very dramatic about things, but we also laugh really hard.

There's something really wonderful about making people laugh, and if you can find the laughs within a dramatic piece, it's also very rewarding.

Humour is ahead of everything creatively. I think if things aren't humorous, they are just crap.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life.