Stephen Colbert Quotes

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Never give up the ganja.

I do like to smoke pot. I think it's good.

High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.

In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too

Of course I know how to roll a joint.

I smoke weed.It's not an addiction. It's something I wanna do. It's not smart though. It's not good for my body but I'm doing it. I'm not telling people to do it.

I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never gotten high. Nobody had ever told me about marijuana.

We went to high school together; he was a year older than me. I remember him there . . . he was very tall and skinny, wore lots of ponytails in his head, and I'm pretty sure I bought weed from him. I had to have.

If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

And in high school, people are always watching so there's always a reason to pose.

According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of marijuana. You know what that means? He could be our first green president.

I smoked pot when I was a teenager because other kids were doing it, but I didn't enjoy it that much.

I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!

I loved everything about that movie [Jawbreaker]. The fashion, the friendship amongst all of us girls... it was great. We had a blast filming it, and it was really wonderful. It was a very special time.

I have smoked marijuana, but I no longer do. I went to art school in the 1960s so you can imagine what was going on. Yet my friends were the ones who said, "No, no, no, David, don't take those drugs." I was pretty lucky.

It was spring break, so the theater was always packed with high schools students. It was an animal house. I wanted to burn the place down.

People always ask if I was really voted Most Bizarre Girl in high school. But that one's actually true. I was living in Michigan in a very conservative town and had a nose-ring and a shaved head and did kind of strange things.

What I did was experiment with a little marijuana like a lot of other people and walked away...

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who would just get stoned and jam. I had struck the goth thing by then, but I still thought of myself as Ian Curtis or something.