Hasan Minhaj Quotes

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I'm at the dentist, I'll flip through those magazines as well. But it's especially annoying when it's something that is too much.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

I hate people who over intellectualize. It bores me deeply.

Rudeness makes me very angry.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.'

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

I just get grumpy with bad behaviour.

There's nothing worse than people who want to make you feel better when you are losing. I just want to smack them.

I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating. After that, you're stuck.

Rudeness can make me angry.

Admiral, you have wasted half an hour of my time.

When someone shouts 'Skins' at you, its funny the first time. But after a hundred times, you think, 'I do have a name.'

I don't want people turning on the telly and going, 'Dear God, not him again.'

I'm not gonna sit back and listen to somebody who listens to 3LW all day.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

Don’t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron)

I do get a little pissed at people who write me and want me to do things, and spell my name wrong.

Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults were probably at the top of the list.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!"

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?