Chelsea Handler Quotes

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

This President [George W. Bush] is a miserable failure.

I have never yet seen the time in which our affairs, in my opinion, were at so low an ebb as at the present.

I don't have a good thing to say about Eric Bischoff or anything he ever did. Talk about the Midas touch, he was the opposite.

Leader Reid is doing a horrendous job.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

Misgovernment is of four kinds, often in combination. They are: 1) tyranny or oppression, of which history provides so many well-known examples that they do not need citing; 2) excessive ambition, such as Athens' attempted conquest of Sicily in the Peloponnesian War, Philip II's of England via the Armada, Germany's twice-attempted rule of Europe by a self-conceived master race, Japan's bid for an empire of Asia; 3) incompetence or decadence, as in the case of the late Roman empire, the last Romanovs and the last imperial dynasty of China; and finally 4) folly or perversity.

The overriding problem with our country, and our world in general, is that we are, in large part, managed by incompetents. Most of these are men who have spent their lives seeking power rather than themselves.

The incompetence of the [Donald] Trump transition team, the likes of which we've never seen is a bad thing.

It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude.

The stationary condition is the beginning of the end

Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.

Our government has become incompetent, unresponsive, corrupt. And that incompetence, ineptitude, lack of accountability is now dangerous.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

I'm falling into disrepair

What is to be expected of them is not treachery, or physcial cowardice, but stupidity, unconscious sabotage, an infallible instinct for doing the wrong thing.

Was it a sign of Creeping Decrepitude?

Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the world to just over thirty-five over the past two years. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play the harmonica.

I think Trump is simply inept, incapable of rescuing himself.

Eros has degenerated; he began by introducing order and harmony, and now he brings back chaos.

The coach has turned into a pumpkin and the mice have all run away.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

Things seem to fall apart inevitably.