Janis Joplin Quotes

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.'

You went online, to use a fisherman's expression, trolling for women to meet and have sex with. That seems to be part of our culture now: Meet, hook up, have sex, sayonara. Totally inappropriate behavior. There is no excuse for this whatsoever.

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

I've never had a girl just for one night in my hotel room.

I'm sorry, I'm not a performing monkey.

Objectification, whatever its form, is not something anyone should have to 'just deal with.'

The only deep emotion I occasionally felt in these affairs was gratitude, when all was going well and I was left, not only peace, but freedom to come and go--never kinder and gayer with one woman than when I had just left another's bed, as if I extended to all others the debt I had just contracted toward one of them.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.

I love only one girl, one in every town.

Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment.

They say that breaking up is hard to do, now I know, I know that it's true.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. But I'm not talking about going all the way.... I wasn't doing that in high school! I'd have boyfriends and then spring break would come around and I'd be a little bit naughty.

And why do so many people wilfully exhaust their strength in promiscuous living, when their wives are on hand from bridal night till old age - to be taken when required, like fish from a private pond.