Sloane Crosley Quotes

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

You went online, to use a fisherman's expression, trolling for women to meet and have sex with. That seems to be part of our culture now: Meet, hook up, have sex, sayonara. Totally inappropriate behavior. There is no excuse for this whatsoever.

I love only one girl, one in every town.

Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

Anyone can sleep with a guy in 24-48 hours, but you're sending the wrong signal to the guy if you do that.

Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let's just call it for what it is. They're whores.

I'm a tame actress. I get tired now that I'm entertaining day and night professionally. I think the only reason for going to a party is to pick up a good lay. When you've got a permanent boyfriend it's rather spoilt. Because the fun of a party is to flirt with everyone. I like flirting.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

When I was meeting people in L.A., guys always thought if they paid for dinner, they deserved a blow job. But generally, I'll say this - and I'll say it proudly - I can't sleep with someone if I don't have a connection with them.

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

Don't you know that you're nothing more than a one night stand?

Would you truly sleep with strangers?" "I don't know, I haven't met the strangers yet.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!

I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

Hey, a guy can hope. I mean, it’s not impossible that a car full of scantily clad sorority girls might break down outside and need my help.” “That’s true,” I said. “Maybe I can put a sign out front that says, ‘ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: FREE HELP HERE.’” “‘ATTENTION ALL HOT GIRLS,’” he corrected, straightening up. “Right,” I said, trying not to roll my eyes. “That’s an important distinction.” He pointed at me with the pool stick. “Speaking of hot, I like that uniform.” This time, I did roll my eyes.

I don't know any woman in France who doesn't talk to firemen and smile at them, because they're always so sweet, and they're wearing those tight pants. Even my dad looks at their ass when they walk down the street!

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs, I'm a flirt. Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low, I'm a flirt. And when she's wit her man looking at me, damn right, I'm a flirt.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.