Chris Rock Quotes

It's better not to argue with women.

I didn't come in here to argue with a woman with big hair

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

Maybe almost 20 years ago, I was like, 'God, I need to be more direct.' And I found times that I could practice it when it was maybe not my family or friends or co-workers. It's a quality that's rarely disliked.

By the rules of debate, if you lose your cool, you've lost the game.

People know that I'm very outspoken. I've learned that when I talk, it usually comes off very aggressive. It's not that I'm aggressive - I'm very stern.

Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men.

It's like male geeks don't know how to deal with real live women, so they just assume it's a user interface problem. Not their fault. They'll just wait for the next version to come out- something more "user friendly.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

There are some people I've met and it's stressful just speaking to them, because they're really pretentious and I don't know how to talk to them without being pretentious back.

There may be no single thing more important in our efforts to achieve meaningful work and fulfilling relationships than to learn to practice the art of communication.

...people have character strength but they lack communication skills, and that undoubtedly affects the quality of relationships as well.

Nor is he man enough to make a woman of you.

I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

My father always used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."

Even when I'm stressed out I'm not mean to people. I'm not constantly rude to people. But sometimes people are so rude.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?

I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.

If you're unhappy with another person's behavior, pray about it and be honest and open in dealing with it in the right kind of way.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.