Henny Youngman Quotes

When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

We spend most of our lives in relationships or bringing up children which are a product of relationships.

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?

I like spending time with my husband.

I like to share my life, and spend time with someone I love. That has worked 100 per cent with my wife.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I'm a romantic and will only marry for love where there's respect and compatibility. I'd like to be with someone if the right person came along. I really like male company. I like the male mind.

I never thought I'd have children; I never thought I'd be in love, I never thought I'd meet the right person. Having come from a broken home - you kind of accept that certain things feel like a fairy tale, and you just don't look for them.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

I like having a woman. I like having someone to come home to, to make all of the hard work feel worth it. I need someone with me. And I want someone.

Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'

Marriage is... OK, it's rooted and grounded on love and attraction.

Money is great, but it doesn't make your husband stay at home with you.

I think marriage and family keeps being written about because that's where we keep our reputations with ourselves - I mean, we can't quite slip the truths we reveal about ourselves at home.

The most heinous shift in American films is that they reinforce good things like 'couples' and 'relationships.'

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

I love coming home to somebody, I love being in a relationship.

There's nothing wrong with falling in love and sharing your life with someone.

I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife.

I prefer love over sex.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.