The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.
I figured my wife was about to start law school. If that whole baseball pitching thing didn't work out, I had something to fall back on. I figure I'd put a ring on her finger. Turns out she was the smart one. Turns out she was the gold digger, not me.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
There is much to be said for exotic marriages. If your husband is a bore, it takes years longer to discover.
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry.
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
I mean, I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.
His designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is; that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.
