Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

They almost ran me off the road several times. There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.

You see people in the left lane, and as long as they are on the speed limit, they stay there. Get in the right lane and let people pass you - let the police worry about somebody who wants to speed. Don't force them pass in the right lane and zig zag, which can create an accident, just because you think you're correct.

Unfortunately, we don't educate drivers enough to be respectful on the road.

My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.

For every cyclist who jumps a red light, a thousand drivers break speed limits or gape dangerously at their smartphones while driving.

A lot of people has lost their lives due to indiscipline on the roads.

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

In India, there are real consequences to inattention; drivers who jeopardize pedestrians can be lynched on the spot.

I never exceed the posted speed limit.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

I'm a New Yorker, and I jaywalk with the best of them.

Many of us who have cars have felt some form of extreme anger at other drivers because we feel they have put us in harm's way. We might even envision ramming their cars or cutting them off in return, but do we actually do it? No, because the overwhelming majority of us never want to take another human life.

I've stopped racing to get to the red light.

We must do a better job of educating all drivers to be safer on the road.

Generally speaking, rural drivers are a much better behaved species than city drivers. I'm not sure whether they're intrinsically this way, or there are just fewer opportunities for them to do behave badly. You can't go around running red lights if there aren't any red lights to run.

I always drive like a madman.

I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated.

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.

Pastor is a driver who doesn't respect other drivers.

I've been told I have an aggressive driving style.

I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'