Bob Saget Quotes

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

I've stopped racing to get to the red light.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

For every cyclist who jumps a red light, a thousand drivers break speed limits or gape dangerously at their smartphones while driving.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

Unfortunately, we don't educate drivers enough to be respectful on the road.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Pastor is a driver who doesn't respect other drivers.

I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'

It's crazy: when it's raining, it makes no sense to me that people drive 10 miles an hour faster than they normally would, but then the other thing that makes no sense is when people drive 30 miles an hour slower than normal.

I am tired and weary because people are continually forcing me off the road. I was actually honked off once.

People who drive slow in the left lane on the highway! Are you kidding me? Don't you see everybody passing you, honking and flipping you off? It's not because everyone else is crazy, it's because you're driving slow in the fast lane, you jerk! OMG! It makes me crazy!

I drive relatively fast - within the remits of the law, obviously - but I struggle with people who do stupid things on the road. I have a massive urge to shout expletives at them.

I guess I'm not too crazy on the road. I'm really like a freak - I always have to be driving.

A lot of people has lost their lives due to indiscipline on the roads.

I am a pretty bad driver, so when I drive, I need to be calm. I can't be vibing to DMX, all hype, in the car.

The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.

I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr!

My least favorite thing about New York is probably the traffic. I hate it. The people are such aggressive drivers here, they're horrible.

Bill Janklow speeds when he drives. Shouldn’t, but he does.

I used to fly around quite a bit, you know? I took a lot of unnecessary chances on the highways. And I started racing, and now I drive on the highways, I'm extra cautious because no one knows what they're doing half the time. You don't know what this guy is going to do or that one.