Joe Arpaio Quotes

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I'm walking, I'm all for it, but if I'm driving, that's a whole other can of worms.

The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.

I'm a New Yorker, and I jaywalk with the best of them.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The driver of a carriage or the rider of a bicycle along the streets of a city is bound to anticipate that passengers on foot may be at the crossings and to take reasonable care not to injure them. If he fails to look out for them, or when he sees, does not, so far as is in his power, avoid them, he is chargeable with negligence

I told that dumb son-of-a-bitch not to go down there, I told him it was no place for the Chief of Staff.

From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I'm stopped.

People have to be more careful in traffic. It's hard to ride bikes in Curitiba.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old lady speed.” “NASCAR drivers would have heart attacks. Slow down before we get a ticket.” “Chicken.

I almost ran you down, remember? I have to be nice to you, so you don't have me arrested.

I know you look both ways before you cross the street, but I want you to look both ways a second time, because I told you to.

The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.

Write me up for 125, poster my face wanted dead or alive. Take my license all that jive, I can't drive 55.

When I stop at a stop sign, I don’t think about the distance I’ve crossed. I just wish I never had to stop.

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

Government implies the power of making laws. It is essential to the idea of a law, that it be attended with a sanction; or, in other words, a penalty or punishment for disobedience.

You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be murder," said the captain calmly. "Not where I'm aiming, sir.

Myrnin, drive carefully. Understand?" "Of course." He didn't.

Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?

In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything might. 4. At red lights. 5. At green lights. 6. At all other times.

A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.