Loni Anderson Quotes

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

I always drive like a madman.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

People do really stupid things while driving.

I've been told I have an aggressive driving style.

I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'

My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.

I drive relatively fast - within the remits of the law, obviously - but I struggle with people who do stupid things on the road. I have a massive urge to shout expletives at them.

I've been a pretty impatient driver my entire life.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

When somebody doesn't use common sense, I get frustrated. When I'm driving down the highway and someone is in the left-hand lane, and they're going very slow, sometimes I just go around them, and other times I'll be in the mood where I flash my lights and yell at them, like, 'What the heck are you doing? Get the heck out of my way!'

Many of us who have cars have felt some form of extreme anger at other drivers because we feel they have put us in harm's way. We might even envision ramming their cars or cutting them off in return, but do we actually do it? No, because the overwhelming majority of us never want to take another human life.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.

I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident.

Pastor is a driver who doesn't respect other drivers.